Gentlemen, Few things in this world today can truly still bring us joy. These days, with the troubled times they bring, we can only hope to smile at the simple things. One of those simple things is International Talk like a Pirate Day. Yes, today (September 19) is the day all go around and talk
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Man Card Movie Review: Extract
Lets get the disclaimer out of the way: I’m a fan of Mike Judge. The man is funny! From King of the Hill, to Office Space to the more recent Idiocracy and more, Mike Judge can make a movie. Having said that, lets talk about Extract. I saw the trailer early on, thought it was
Penis on Fire
Wince at the title? So did I, especially when I heard about Stuart F’s little fling down on the Greek Isle of Crete, reported on Gadling.com. 20 year old Stewart was rather intoxicated, and was fancy of this 26 year old girl, so he began his advance. She politely declined. He dropped his pants, so
Man Card TV Ads
Members, Stop fast forwarding through commercials! At least, only on the manly channels, because we’re advertising on TV! That’s right, Official Man Card has begun a campaign to all of the major tv stations that show the manliest content. From VS to Spike TV to DIY, and more! But we need to know if you
Billy Mays Pitches Mighty Reaper
Billy’s at it again! Even from the grave, the pitchman keeps on pitching! Production Notes: Bud didn’t shave for Lord knows how long in order to do this bit. You guys better appreciate it!
New Video: This is your Man Card
A commercial we put together to promote the worlds only Authentic Man Card. Tell friends/family/Man Card holders!
TDV: Welcome to the New Official Man Card
Hey All, If you are new to our site, welcome! If you’ve been here before, you can see we’ve done a new site re-design. More interactivity, better revoked system, and of course, more video, will all be apart of this new site. I’m also posting up Daily Videos for you guys to check out. Check
St Patricks Day Survival Tips
Top’o The Mornin To Ya! Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you all! St Patties day is one of our favorite days here at Official Man Card HQ. The sweet smell of the pubs getting vast shipments of beer. The cool breeze that carries the sent of stale puke from outside the bar. The inevitable black
Giving Thanks
Here’s my recipe for the infamous “24 Hour Fried Thanksgiving Turkey”: At 8:00pm on Wednesday, consume 6-Pack of Beer. 9:30pm, Tell wife you don’t give a shit that her parents are coming tomorrow, and to get you another beer. 10:45pm, Open refrigerator, examine turkey to see if it has thawed. If so, skip step
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