Post Tagged with: "billy mays"

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Gents, We received this email just yesterday and I figured I should share it with you: Gentlemen, I received my 11 Man cards in the mail today and I am quite thrilled. They will be presented at the Men’s last supper. This brings up a moral dilemma. As you know, all too often, real men

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Sexy Ladies: Audrina Patridge

Who loves crappy movies that are supposed to be Scary, but are really an excuse to have scantly clad sorority girls? We do. Sorority Row stars Audrina Patridge. We’re so happy it does. Maxim did a recent story and shot a few photos with her. We thought we’d bring you the news. Enjoy!

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Man Card Arctic Expedition

Man Card Arctic Expedition goes out to find the elusive Klondike Bear. What they found was something much, much more

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Man Card Burned

We’ve implemented a new Man Card Revocation system that disintegrates your Man Card when it is revoked! Sean, unfortunately, was one of our early test subjects

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The Punch Face

MMA is some serious business. As manly as we Man Card men are, I wouldn’t want to be caught in the octagon anytime soon (let me eat a few more Wheaties first). Yet, while its brutal and entertaining, there is also humor to be found. Cagepotato.com recently put this photo tribute together to commemorate the

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Should we go back to the Moon?

I understand your asking yourself “What is this topic doing on OfficialManCard.com!?”. Its a valid Man-question! Suppose the budget allowed and the $3 Billion we needed was lying around, should we go back to the moon? “Its a giant white rock” most have said, “Why go back?” There are several reasons to revisit the moon,

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The Revoked Report 015

Hue Jass Revokes “Swagger’s” Man Card for not playing a one on one game of basketball, with a Weenie! See more revocations and submit your own here, at OfficialManCard.com/Revoked!

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Man Card TV Ads

Members, Stop fast forwarding through commercials! At least, only on the manly channels, because we’re advertising on TV! That’s right, Official Man Card has begun a campaign to all of the major tv stations that show the manliest content. From VS to Spike TV to DIY, and more! But we need to know if you

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Billy Mays Pitches Mighty Reaper

Billy’s at it again! Even from the grave, the pitchman keeps on pitching! Production Notes: Bud didn’t shave for Lord knows how long in order to do this bit. You guys better appreciate it!

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Billy Mays: Signs of Cocaine Abuse

Was Billy really on something? Its like Jeckle and Hyde! We decided to throw this quick video together to show the difference between Billy Mays off and on his drug of choice. All in good fun, comment and let us know what you think! Stay manly my friends

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