Barry saw that Star Wars is being released on Blu Ray. “Well I’ll guess I’ll go buy me a Blu Ray player so I can add it to my Betamax, VHS, VHS Special Edition, Laser Disk, DVD, and DVD Special Edition copies… …or not.&#
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Barryisums: Cats & Rabbits
Barry likes to feed his cat rabbit meat for two reasons: 1) It seems to be her favourite 2) The thought of one cute, fluffy animal eating another cute, fluffy animal makes him smile
Barryisums: Bacon Goodness
Barry is enjoying bacon goodness and would like to remind vegetarians of the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “You don’t win friends with salad.&#
Barryisums: Manwich
Barry made a Manwich that would make health fanatics shake their head in disgust and vegans run away screaming. Each Manwich (there was two) consisted of a Slice of bread, several pieces of Peri peri chicken breast, 3 rashers of bacon, melted Orkney mature cheddar, an egg fried in butter & to top it off
Barryisums: Guinness with Tia Maria
Barry had an obviously gay bloke ask for a Guinness with Tia Maria in it while he was working at the bar. Without realising what he was saying, replied “Sorry mate, I haven’t got any Tia Maria, do you want a straight Guinness instead?&#
Barryisums: Drunken Produce
Barry Shouldn’t go to the grocery store when he’s pissed because people look at you funny when you abuse the produce for not being fresh enough
Barryisums: Eating Twisties
Barry Wonders If life’s pretty straight without Twisties, does eating Twisties make you gay
Barryisums: Happy World Beard Day
Barry would like to wish his facially hirsute friends a happy World Beard Day. Find a pogonophobic to terrorise or a pogonophile to pleasure and have a great day
Barryisums: Getting Older & Movies
Barry must be mellowing out in his old age; first, he quite enjoyed The A Team movie and now, he is enjoying the Clash of the Titans remake (despite Perseus being the bad guy from Avatar)
Barryisums: Australian Sex Party
Barry Wishes that he was an Australian so he could have voted for the Australian Sex Party in the Australian election last week
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