Post Tagged with: "Barry"

Barryisums: Star Wars Blu Ray

Barry saw that Star Wars is being released on Blu Ray. “Well I’ll guess I’ll go buy me a Blu Ray player so I can add it to my Betamax, VHS, VHS Special Edition, Laser Disk, DVD, and DVD Special Edition copies… …or not.&#

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Barryisums: Cats & Rabbits

Barry likes to feed his cat rabbit meat for two reasons: 1) It seems to be her favourite 2) The thought of one cute, fluffy animal eating another cute, fluffy animal makes him smile

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Barryisums: Bacon Goodness

Barry is enjoying bacon goodness and would like to remind vegetarians of the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “You don’t win friends with salad.&#

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Barryisums: Manwich

Barry made a Manwich that would make health fanatics shake their head in disgust and vegans run away screaming. Each Manwich (there was two) consisted of a Slice of bread, several pieces of Peri peri chicken breast, 3 rashers of bacon, melted Orkney mature cheddar, an egg fried in butter & to top it off

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Barryisums: Guinness with Tia Maria

Barry had an obviously gay bloke ask for a Guinness with Tia Maria in it while he was working at the bar. Without realising what he was saying, replied “Sorry mate, I haven’t got any Tia Maria, do you want a straight Guinness instead?&#

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Barryisums: Drunken Produce

Barry Shouldn’t go to the grocery store when he’s pissed because people look at you funny when you abuse the produce for not being fresh enough

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Barryisums: Eating Twisties

Barry Wonders If life’s pretty straight without Twisties, does eating Twisties make you gay

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Barryisums: Happy World Beard Day

Barry would like to wish his facially hirsute friends a happy World Beard Day. Find a pogonophobic to terrorise or a pogonophile to pleasure and have a great day

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Barryisums: Getting Older & Movies

Barry must be mellowing out in his old age; first, he quite enjoyed The A Team movie and now, he is enjoying the Clash of the Titans remake (despite Perseus being the bad guy from Avatar)

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Barryisums: Australian Sex Party

Barry Wishes that he was an Australian so he could have voted for the Australian Sex Party in the Australian election last week

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