Official Man Card HQ received a package from our token Australian crew member, Simon today. Bud made the obvious “He sent us his package” joke and we figured we would record the opening of Simon’s “Package” to share the experience with all of you – the Man Card Community! The scary part about all of
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Aussies Opens Beer Bottles With Their Balls…
… With their Kangaroo Balls Bottle openers that is. We here down under don’t like to waste much and after you have bagged yourself a Roo (bagged as in Shot and killed, not Tea) stripped the hide and butchered the meat your left with a couple of things to find a use for. So we
Fresh Balls – Product Review
While conducting research for “Balls Week” I stumbled across this little product. Las Vegas based So Fresh So Dry created a product that belongs in every guys car, desk, locker, or bathroom that product is called Fresh Balls. Fresh Balls prevents wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweat, stickiness and chafing in the groin area
The Nutshot
The Nutshot (Latin: Testicular-Contactus-Hurtus Hilarious) can be defined as contact between testicles and an undefined surface or object, intentional or not. Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to cases where the contact is made with a moving object, for example, a ball (ironic). Although this can be extremely painful for the
The Truth Behind Blue Balls
Contrary to popular female belief, Blue balls is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. The term blue balls relates to the appearance of a bluish tinge due to loss of oxygen in the blood that’s been held in the scrotum for a while. I recently had a case
ThinkGeek Manly Product of the Month: Buckyballs
Stress…simply put can be a total bitch sometimes. There are many types of executive stress release products, unfortunately most of these products are limited to the generic squeezey ball you squeeze the ever living shit out of while imagining it is your boss or wifes head. Well the fine folks at Zoomdoggle have come up
Welcome to Balls Week!
Welcome to OfficialManCard.com’s first annual “Balls Week” where we celebrate the things that every man has in common…balls (unless your Hitler and you only had one). Over the next week we will proudly dedicate posts to things having to do with or related to not just our testes but balls in general. We will conclude
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