Articles By: Tom

Revoked Report 021

Elizabeth reported that Tanner has several allegations against his man card, including being whipped among other terrible crimes against Manhood. Will he get his Man Card revoked? Tune in to the Revoked Report 021 to find out!

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Revoked Report 020

This week Hue Jass is back to Revoke Toby’s Man Card! Keith submitted this Man Card revocation, explaining that Toby carries a Man Purse, with a Mini Chihuahua! Will Toby get his Man Card revoked? Watch this latest Revoked Report and find out.

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Flask – O – Wine

Revoke his Man Card?

36 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Dan G.

Reason For Revocation:

Dan came to a kegger party on Friday night. While everyone else was doing keg stands, shots, and irish car bombs, we saw Dan drinking from a flask. We thought he had some Jagermeister in it and we went over to get a taste. To our disappointment and dismay, it was full of Sangria wine!

What a douche. Revoke his man card!

*Note: picture not of Dan but of equal douch-ery.

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Me In My Place Photos

Me in my place is a photo blog where lovely ladies are photographed in their element. Nothing better, Man Card Approved! Check out these pictures.

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Brokeback PoohBear

Revoke his Man Card?

42 Yes
6 No

Revokee Name: Ron

Submitted By: Bud

Reason for Revocation:
After submitting a scathing revocation about “hair braiding”, the attached photo was covertly emailed to me by someone close to Ron, claiming that his Man Card should be revoked.

It was reported by this covert source that Ron kept muttering to himself was “Oh Pooh Bear, I can’t quit you!”.

Gentlemen, is revocation in order?

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Girly Shorts

Revoke his Man Card?

35 Yes
1 No

Revokee Name: Tom

Submitted By: Bud

Reason for Revocation:
Tom was found to be wearing “girly shorts” around the Official Man Card Studios. Both Hue Jass and I are submitting this Revocation and asking for immediate revocation of his Man Card.

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Old Spice Guy Vs. Old Spice Fabio

Old Spice. What do you think of when you hear those words? A brand of deodorant and mens products? No, we think of the dulcet sounds of Isaiah Mustafas voice as he flies through the air, into the ocean, and on top of a mountain, all in the name of the Man Your Man Could Smell Like

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8 Year Old Banjo Boy

Gentlemen, I cannot hide my love and pride for the only instrument that can call the US its birthplace*: The Banjo. When I hear those sweet backwoods melodies coming from those steel strings over that membrane, its all I can do to stop myself from throwing on my overalls, a straw hat, and start bouncing

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The Troops Get More Man Cards

Gregg emailed us a little while back inquiring about Man Cards. Being the Authority over all Man Cards, we responded and struck up a conversation.

Turns out Gregg and his friends were members of our fine military here in the USA. Who more deserving of Man Cards (and a Tomboy Card) than these fine people? None we say!

Gregg was nice enough to send us a few pictures back to show you guys. Big thanks to Gregg for the pictures, hope you guys are staying safe and Staying Manly!

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Sexy Lady: Jessica Alba

What is there to say about the lovely Jessica Alba? She is what 15 to 50 year old boy’s wet dreams are made of. She appeared on Camp Nowhere and other Nickelodeon shows at 13 and broke into her serious acting career with the television series Dark Angel. Once her beauty hit the screen, she

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