We’re back for Season Three of the Revoked Report, reporting on your Man Card Revocations submitted to OfficialManCard.com. Today, Eddies Man Card has been questioned by Loveon to gazing into their new top load washer for hours on end. Does Eddie deserve to have his Man Card Revoked? The community has spoken! See the revocation
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George brought us this weeks revocation (and won a New World Wallet). He reported that Daniel has committed a serious crime against his Man Card: He has never seen Scarface! Hue gets a little wild in this weeks Revoked Report! See the revocation here: Never Seen Scarface What was the Man Card Communities reaction? Watch the
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Elizabeth reported that Tanner has several allegations against his man card, including being whipped among other terrible crimes against Manhood. Will he get his Man Card revoked? Tune in to the Revoked Report 021 to find out!
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This week Hue Jass is back to Revoke Toby’s Man Card! Keith submitted this Man Card revocation, explaining that Toby carries a Man Purse, with a Mini Chihuahua! Will Toby get his Man Card revoked? Watch this latest Revoked Report and find out.
Flask – O – Wine
Submitted By: Greg F.
Revokee: Dan G.
Reason For Revocation:
Dan came to a kegger party on Friday night. While everyone else was doing keg stands, shots, and irish car bombs, we saw Dan drinking from a flask. We thought he had some Jagermeister in it and we went over to get a taste. To our disappointment and dismay, it was full of Sangria wine!
What a douche. Revoke his man card!
*Note: picture not of Dan but of equal douch-ery.
Me In My Place Photos
Me in my place is a photo blog where lovely ladies are photographed in their element. Nothing better, Man Card Approved! Check out these pictures.
Brokeback PoohBear
Revokee Name: Ron
Submitted By: Bud
Reason for Revocation:
After submitting a scathing revocation about “hair braiding”, the attached photo was covertly emailed to me by someone close to Ron, claiming that his Man Card should be revoked.
It was reported by this covert source that Ron kept muttering to himself was “Oh Pooh Bear, I can’t quit you!”.
Gentlemen, is revocation in order?
Girly Shorts
Revokee Name: Tom
Submitted By: Bud
Reason for Revocation:
Tom was found to be wearing “girly shorts” around the Official Man Card Studios. Both Hue Jass and I are submitting this Revocation and asking for immediate revocation of his Man Card.
Old Spice Guy Vs. Old Spice Fabio
Old Spice. What do you think of when you hear those words? A brand of deodorant and mens products? No, we think of the dulcet sounds of Isaiah Mustafas voice as he flies through the air, into the ocean, and on top of a mountain, all in the name of the Man Your Man Could Smell Like
8 Year Old Banjo Boy
Gentlemen, I cannot hide my love and pride for the only instrument that can call the US its birthplace*: The Banjo. When I hear those sweet backwoods melodies coming from those steel strings over that membrane, its all I can do to stop myself from throwing on my overalls, a straw hat, and start bouncing
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