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3 Beers, No Hands, 37 Seconds

Chris Schewe, AKA YouTube’s shoenice22 sat down with 3 poms (English people) and proved he’s more man than they could ever hope to be, even if they combined thier powers captain planet style. Chris manages to not only drink a bottle of beer without using his hands but open it as well, 3 times. Ahem,

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The Miller Lite Drunk Cat

Bud have had there slew of animal mascots for their beer and now Miller Lite have the Miller Lite Drunk Cat. Just don’t try and take his beer away from him

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In Russia Shovel Shave You! Wait, What?

Nizhny Novgorod is a city about 150 miles east of Moscow, Russia and home to a Man so Manly razor blades and electric shavers fear him. So he shaves with a shovel, a hatchet, and pair of scissors, HA! take that Gillette. Alexander Karpenko, a 35-year-old English teacher first picked up a pair of scissors

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IKEA’s ManLand for the Big Boys Nursery

An Ikea store in Sydney, Australia couldn’t be further away from IKEA’s home land of Sweden and yet they have just taken it up a notch by introducing “ManLand”. A day care for that little kid inside the big kid that is Man. Now how about slipping in a bar and some stripper poles female

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#ManCardRevoked Trending on Twitter

While I don’t understand this new fangled twitter stuff, apparently #ManCardRevoked was trending on twitter today! These young bastards with their smart phones and high speed internet connections sure can type fast! Here are some of the highlights of #ManCardRevoked

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Guy on a Buffalo Part Two

This episode from the Possum Posse features the Guy on a Buffalo rescuing a baby, finding it a new home, and then wrestling a cougar and riding into the sunset. What more could you ask for? Take notes gent’s, these are words (and videos) to live by

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Guy on a Buffalo Part One

Gentlemen, You may think your a real man. You may have chased a bear away from your food. Hell, you may have even fought an Indian who shot you. But did you do all of these things while riding a buffalo? I think not. In this series, the Possum Posse has devoted a song to spreading the knowledge and legend of

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The Beardlands

In honor of Movember, we here at Official Man Card (and Chaz Bono) believe in growing the proper beard. How does one do this, you ask? We’ve got a chart for you

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Old Spice Guy Vs. Old Spice Fabio

Old Spice. What do you think of when you hear those words? A brand of deodorant and mens products? No, we think of the dulcet sounds of Isaiah Mustafas voice as he flies through the air, into the ocean, and on top of a mountain, all in the name of the Man Your Man Could Smell Like

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Your Grandmother Thinks You are Effeminate

Its not your fault that your grandfather was born in the late 1800 or early 1900s. You can’t help that, in the worst of times, there was no Facebook to whine about life and post a duck-faced picture of himself. There was a coal mine and bread. Thats right, your grandfather grew up on coal

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