The Expendables Trailer

If you guys are men, have man cards, and have seen a movie in the last 50 years, then this video is going to get you pumped. You see, a funny thing with us guys is after we see a bad ass video, whether a movie, trailer, or just some asshole on Break.com, we always get pumped up. How pumped? Pumped up enough to think that we are a black belt and can kick someones ass.

What I find incredible about this movie is that it doesn’t seem real. It looks like one of those Youtube mashups you’d see taken from other big budget action movies and spliced together. After doing a little more research (IE: IMDB.com) apparently its true: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Satham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crews, Bruce Willis and Freakin’ Arnold Schwarzenegger are all in this movie. Together. I’m not sure, but I didn’t think the laws of Physics allowed for that much badass in one film!

So grab a quick beer and watch this video. I’ve gotta go kick someones ass. Stay Manly.