Hottest Pepper on Earth

First off, I want to say this article was originally published by Lunch.com. When I read this, I said to myself “Self, you know a lot about the internets (like the fact that it runs on a series of tubes), but why didn’t you know about a website called Lunch freakin’ dot com!”.

Alright, back to the worlds hottest pepper. Being a contributor of OfficialManCard.com, I consider myself pretty manly. Do I bench three times my weight? No. Can I rip a phone book in half? Nope. But I love me some hot foods. Insane pepper steak? Hell yes. Spicy Thai Beef Salad? I’m there.

So when I read about this so called “Ghost Pepper” I was intrigued, until I saw the video. As Man Card Manly I am, I’m not sure if anyone should try this damn thing. They say its over 1 Million on the Scoville scale. Is there really even a need to eat that? Why torture your insides with the heat of the sun?

Thats a hardcore pepper. Stay manly, and away from that shit!