Tomye East – 809 & I Can’t Rhyme(Revoked Heartbreak)


In response to Kevin Pereiras “Kevye West” parody, Official Man Card decided to do their own. Meet Tomye East.

Tomye East – 809 & I Can’t Rhyme(Revoked Heartbreak)


When I woke up today
I wanted to parody Kevye
But to get his comedy perfection
I’d have to use some Pitch Autocorrection

Pitch Autocorrection, to make fun of Kevye, Man.

Looked online to find someone single
Gonna check my email now
and see if she matches my soul
but she had a mole

That mole was scary
Really need a beer, it was so hairy
I should check the date
I shouldn’t hesitate
Oh no, its to late!

This beer has gone flat
This beer has gone flat

I love this hat.

Thought I’d have a smoke
But I almost choked
My Man Cards Revoked

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