Tomye East - 809 & I Can't Rhyme(Revoked Heartbreak)

In response to Kevin Pereiras "Kevye West" parody, Official Man Card decided to do their own. Meet Tomye East.

When I woke up today I wanted to parody Kevye But to get his comedy perfection I'd have to use some Pitch Autocorrection

Pitch Autocorrection, to make fun of Kevye, Man.

Looked online to find someone single Gonna check my email now and see if she matches my soul but she had a mole

That mole was scary Really need a beer, it was so hairy I should check the date I shouldn't hesitate Oh no, its to late!

This beer has gone flat This beer has gone flat

I love this hat.

Thought I'd have a smoke But I almost choked My Man Cards Revoked

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