Twas the Night Before Christmas and not a creature was out. Except for the Worlds Manliest Man, who was enjoying a stout.
Hue Jass sat at his desk all in dismay. Looking at all the revocations that had come his way that day
Bud and Tom still sending man cards far and near just wanted to see something naked and drink their Authentic Man Beer
After many deliveries and hours in flight Santa was making his last stop of the night. As he slid down the chimmeny he quickly exclaimed "I'm a Man Dammit! This milk and cookie shit is getting quite lame."
As he prepared for the last treat of the night he rounded the corner and to his delight there were no milk or cookies anywhere in sight!
But there was something he hadn't seen in a while: Ice cold beer and pretzels in a pile.
As he sat down to check out the game he found an envelope that Contained his name.
"Whats this?" he asked, filled with glee. "Ho Ho Ho, an Authentic Man Card, just for me!"
As he flew off, he said to all men "Merry Christmas to all, Stay Manly My Friends!"