Bud has had adventures in this lifetime that most older people cannot match. And through these adventures, he has gained knowledge and wisdom beyond his years. We have captured these quips, or "Bud Quote" as we call them, and picked the very best for you to read. Enjoy.
"If a Bear shits in the woods, should you eat it?"
"Well one time I was out hiking when I came up on a Native American Tribe. They saw I was the white man, but quickly saw the Cherokee blood within me. The chief asked me to stay for a few days and share news from the world. My stay grew to a week, where I learned the ways of the Native Americans. As my stay with the chief came to a close he took me deep into the woods. Eventually he stopped at a large, steamy pile of bear shit. He then looked down upon it and then to me, saying 'Bud, You must never forget what you have learned at our tribe. I leave you with one final piece of great knowledge: If a bear shits in the woods, should you eat it?' "
"Sure, its all fun and games until somebody shits their underwear!"
"Back in the day I played little league football. I was the quarterback, and the best one there was! Sadly, as I was on my way to becoming a pro, little Jimmy Jones ruined my career. On one hot summer day a few NFL scouts came to my little league game, the last game of the season. The coach told me it was my day, and once they saw me make the winning touchdown I would be picked up for sure. So we walked onto the field, and as Jimmy Jones began to hike the ball to me the mexican burrito that his mom had packed him for lunch brought both him and I a great misfortune. Jimmy violently shit his pants. It was so volatile that it passed through his uniform and as the ball was passing between his legs it became covered in Jimmy’s acidic burrito shit. I saw this, but there was nothing I could do. I caught the ball, and Jimmy’s Unearthly Biohazard-Grade shit began to eat through the outer layer of skin on my hands. One emergency room visit later and I was no longer playing football. All my father could say was "Sure, its all fun and games until somebody shits their underwear!"
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