When does Farting Become a “Wind” Crime?

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When does Farting Become a Wind Crime? apparently when you’re in the African country of Malawi.

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’ The crime will be enforceable in a new ‘Local Court’ system which will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the country’s parliament. These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune teller. – The Daily Mail

This may find out once and for all the answer to the question if he who smelt it was he in fact the one who dealt it.

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