Very Unfortunate Icecream Name

I’m not sure how the Aussies like their ice cream, but apparently this is how they advertise it! Something I just found and thought I’d rib Simon for it. Maybe he can explain why this would get you in the mood for an ice cream treat!

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  1. Simon says:
    May 2, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    2 guys fishing, 3 people eating ice cream… what’s your point here Tom? you’re going to do what to me T-Dog? Do I need to reconsider OMC: Miami 2010

    It’s a bloody delicious ice cream I can tell you that much.

    I think its called a gaytime because it has been rolled in nuts … go figure

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  2. Simon says:
    May 2, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Additionally, in defence of our NATIONAL ice cream…

    Golden Gaytime By The Bedroom Philosopher.

    I’m not one to make a statement
    I’m anything but blatant
    of life I am but a quiet member
    but I’ll never forget that day
    when out in the open it all came
    it had to be that one day in september
    we’d lost our footy final
    so on the schoolbus we all piled
    broken, battered, bloodied and bemused
    the only consolation
    from the complete ego deflation
    would be a hot pie from the shop we couldn’t lose
    Timmo got a four and twenty
    and Tommo he bought plenty
    and Simmo even got a sausage roll
    but despite the rejection
    I risked with my selection
    I couldn’t help but feel like something cold

    I bought a gaytime
    a golden gaytime
    cos this time it felt like the right time
    a gaytime
    a golden gaytime
    and they give me such a hard time for what I done
    I just felt like icecream wrapped in biscuit crumbs

    the shopkeeper looked shifty
    as I handed him a dollar fifty
    and all around me time seemed to freeze
    it was like a western movie
    with the villian and his groupies
    death starin’ my iced confectionary
    ‘what do you think you’re doin?’
    it was Tommo he was spewin’
    dirt flying off his footy spurs
    ‘is there something you’re not saying?’
    ‘what’s this game you’re playing?’
    ‘you can’t have that for lunch, it’s absurd’

    I bought a gaytime…

    we all got back on the bus
    and everyone was in a real huff
    my best mate Wade wouldn’t sit next to me
    Tommo waas the leader
    he kept calling me ‘icecream eater’
    I chose to take that literally
    there was only so much I could take
    Tommo’s voice was giving me an icecream headache
    I didn’t know whether to scream or spew
    the only way to stop it was to point out that stain in tommo’s pocket…

    ….
    he’d bought a gaytime
    a golden gaytime
    cos this time it felt like the right time…
    and they give me such a hard time for what I done
    I just felt like icrecream wrapped in biscuit crumbs
    no longer will i settle for a billabong
    i’m so proud to sing my gaytime eatin’ song

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  3. Tom says:
    May 3, 2010 at 9:37 am

    I didn’t realize I was starting a war against the entire country of Australia by poking fun at Ice Cream! Crikey!

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