Ultimate Breakup Song

To often have break up songs been written from the perspective of women. Usually, the lyrics are “Why did he hurt me” or “Who was the other girl” – but song writers forget that guys get dumped to. Granted, we tend to deal with it in a completely different way than women, usually it involves sex, video game violence, sex, and more often than not alcohol and alcohol induced sex.

But hey, us guys need a breakup song to, right? Something we can sip our Gentleman Jacks to while taping our foot at the bar looking to put the now dead relationship behind us. Thanks to Cee-Lo Green (the vocal half of Gnarls Barkley) , the lad’s in the audience now have a break up theme of there own.

Fuck You“, off the new album, “The Lady Killer”, coming out in October is a great song to get stuck in your mates head. I sent it to Simon and he has been cursing me ever since as he has been busted singing it around his office several times now. Gets that Aussie bastard back for subconsciously getting “Total Eclipse of the Heart” stuck in my head while looking over his top ten revocations for this year so far.

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  1. Sergio says:

    Ah Tom you sir have done the men of the world a true service by posting this song…we have all been there (some of us more recent then others) Damn good post sir, Damn good!

  2. Ramsey says:

    Thanks Tom, you almost just killed me. Recovering from this nasty cold I started the song and was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath. It was followed by several minutes of hacking coughing. Shit was still funny as hell though!!!!

  3. Tom says:

    Glad you guys enjoyed this, although I’ve been walking around all day singing “Fuck you…”. Its gotten me some pretty funny looks!

  4. Bill says:

    Nice one dude, Chin up lads! More gals out there!

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