Shirtless Kirk Cologne, Wait, What?

I guess in an effort to smell better Trek fans may buy this product, however green chicks don’t do it for me and your buying a product with a picture of another dudes abs on the packaging why? But it’s not just the one cologne, no there are heaps of them out there and what exactly does a red shirt smell like? at least there is a Perfume for the lady’s to even this madness out.

There is no way in hell I’d ever wear that red shirt one, have you seen what they do to you if you wear a red shirt in Star Trek. They call you Ricky, make you an Ensign, stick you in RED! the colour that is only safe on Mars other wise its a big f%*kin “YOU ARE HERE / HERE HE IS” sign to those around you and send you down on a mission with the most important people on the ship who all have long term contracts! They may as well stick EXPENDABLE on the red shirt, in fact somebody did and you can see that below.