Quoted From: http://bash.org/?779288
so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer so she put it in mine now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn that got into the action right away so my mom puts in the cd into my computer opens up windows media players and the porn starts playing and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck" but then... she goes berserk she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!" and she took out a HAMMER and smashed the fucking CD it was the best thing ever not only was I completely off the hook you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
Maybe his mom belongs in this cage
