Gentlemen, A Call To Arms

Gentlemen, take this as a call to arms to take back the movie theater. If you didn’t instantly grow a beard, sprout chest hair, get a tattoo or get the urge to kill dangerous animals with a very big gun or a very small knife just from just watching this video, I think your manhood is in question? For those of you who have recently lost your Man Card, seeing this movie will instantly reinstate your Manly status and forgive any previous misdoings against the Card.

My thanks to Official Man Card Member Barry for bringing this to our attention, he apparently watched this trailer and grew a third testicle, now that’s Manly

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  1. Sergio says:

    what the fuck is “Eat, Pray, Love” and I now have this urge to go liberate a town in south America…or find Osama bin Ladin

  2. Jorge says:

    Fuck yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you an ode to all that is man. Look for the movie review on August 13th.

  3. Kevin L says:

    “Eat Pray Love?” I preffer “EXPLOSIONS, VIOLENCE, ACTION!!!”

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