Boobquake

So everyone knows about the Mayan Calander and how we’re all supposed to ‘esplode around 2012. Well it turns out that date may have been moved up! Recent comments from Tehrans Acting Friday Prayer leader (we don’t do politics that well, so if your confused, Google it) have surfaced, essentially saying that “…women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery… which (consequently) increases earthquakes”.

Now I realize that more than half the readership is scratching their head, “But Tom, I learned in 8th grade Earth Science that earthquakes are caused by techtonic plates moving… earths crust…blabla science related jargon goes here”. Well, Joe Reader, turns our your wrong. Its boobies!

Which brings me to my point. Due to these hilarious statements, boobquake was born. Apparently the lady folk are a little upset that these assumptions are being made about their breasts. Honestly, who wouldn’t be? I think that guys of the world should be more upset than the ladies. Lets weigh the pros and cons, shall we?

Pros:

• No more earthquakes?  – Probability of being correct .005%

Cons:

• Lady Folk covering up their naughty bits

If you ask me, its a fair trade.

Stay Manly!