Jun 29

Gentlemen,
Serious topic today. We’ve had several celebrity deaths occur almost too quickly these past few days. Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, both very much apart of the publics life. Yet the most recent death has really rocked the office the most here at the Official Man Card Studios. The death of Billy Mays came with such a quick and sudden smack that, truly, some of us are still shocked that it even could happen.
I realize that talking about infamous Oxyclean Pitchman Billy Mays invokes emotions of corny product pitches, but watching the recent Discovery Channel show Pitchmen, you got to see a completely different side of Mays. He was a rockstar, almost a household name here in the States. He seemed to be a grounded person, not effected by his fame. Signing autographs for fans that lined up out the door.
The most shocking part, at least for me, is Official Man Card had sketched out a Marketing plan and were about to execute on hiring Sullivan Productions and Billy Mays to do a series of videos for us. We feel this loss, and can’t image what his family is going through. But hey, lets not dwell on the sadness, but instead, remember how exited and happy he was over the best products he could pitch, and how many shirts you’ve washed with Oxyclean.
Thanks Billy.
Stay Manly My Friends…
Jun 14
Gents,
As always, we’re trying to make our mission to issue every man in the world their Authentic Man Card a bit easier. With that in mind, today we launched the Brand new OfficialManCard.com store! Its slicker, meaner, and more user friendly. If you shopped with us before, all of your login information should be the same.
But gentlement, we need feedback! Vote in our latest poll and send us email on what you think of the new store.
Stay Manly My Friends…
Jun 07
This is more of a Member Movie Review rather than my movie review. John and his crew out in “The OK” (as they call it) saw “The Hangover” Friday, and drunkenly shot me an email telling us we need to go check it out. I figured I’d pass the movie review on, let you guys check out the trailer, I’ll have a Man Card Movie Review soon.
Watched the movie Hangover last night. You guys need to see it. We never laughed so hard at a movie and remember to go drunk and wake up with a hangover of your own. It makes the movie more realistic.
Click Here to Play the Trailer
Stay Manly My Friends…
May 15
Our good buddy John M. out of Oklahoma sent us an email last night. It was late, I’d been drinking a little, and my vision wasn’t so great. So when the subject line of John’s email read “GOING TO JAIL”, I paniced! I immedietly thought John was being sent to jail! Turns out it was just a funny video, watch here:

Instant DUI
Stay Manly My Friends…
May 10

Gentlemen,
Whether you used to beat Trekkies up or you were on the receiving end of said beating, no one can ignore the hype that surrounded Star Trek this opening weekend. Of course, Official Man Card was there to cover it for you.
Now I realize that half of our readers are rolling their eyes right now. Before you guys click back to your porn, hear me out. I don’t know if you’ve seen the trailer, but the first manly reason to watch Star Trek is the special effects. If you like explosions, insane action sequences, computer graphics, and planets exploding, then you need to see this movie.
Not a good enough reason for you? Well if the explosions don’t do it for you, then Zoe Saldana should. Better known now as Uhura, she dawned sexy Trek clothes and sent out nerdgasms across the country on the silver screen. Esquire recently sat down with her to discuss Trek. But lets cut the bullshit, here are some pictures:
So your not getting your Man Card Revoked for seeing Star Trek. Just make sure your looking at Uhura and not Kirk.
Stay Manly My Friends…