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The Punch Face

MMA is some serious business. As manly as we Man Card men are, I wouldn’t want to be caught in the octagon anytime soon (let me eat a few more Wheaties first). Yet, while its brutal and entertaining, there is also humor to be found. Cagepotato.com recently put this photo tribute together to commemorate the

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Hippos are Assholes

There, I said it. They’ve got those tiny ears, and it doesn’t matter how “majestic” or “cool” they look out in the wild; poking their nostrils out of the water. I don’t care, they’re assholes. Apparently, they hate being interrupted while eating(and, really, who does?). A Gamekeeper in Uganda had to run for his life

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Billy Mays Pitches Mighty Reaper

Billy’s at it again! Even from the grave, the pitchman keeps on pitching! Production Notes: Bud didn’t shave for Lord knows how long in order to do this bit. You guys better appreciate it!

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Sexy Lady: Shantel VanSanten

Ah, Shantel. One of the stars of the new movie The Final Destination captured our hearts as she was plummeting into an evil, hell-born escalator in the Destination trailer. We know we know, stop talking, lets look at some pictures

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Rob Comes Through, Again

Gents’, Rob and Jim over at Openers Plus have come through for Official Man Card once again! We’re sponsoring the Tony Hurley Jr. racing team, the number 4 car racing in North Carolina Motor Speedways on August 8(and again in November, we’ll keep you posted), and we needed giant stickers for the car! We were

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Cowgirl Baristas

So I love coffee. Who doesn’t? I wake up in the morning stiff, angry, and tired, but coffee is always there to pick me up. But, gentlemen, where do you get your coffee? Do you make it at home? Or is Starbucks more of your style? Well I’ve got a new place I want you

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Flashlight Machine Gun

So your out walking the dog; its late, dark, and Poot the dog doesn’t seem to want to do her business to quickly. Suddenly you hear the crackle of a twig. You and Poot look up, and as you sqint your eyes to see through the darkness you kick on your trusty flashlight. Thats when

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Sexy Lady: Olivia Munn

The first of our many, many sexy lady reviews, is Olivia Munn. Recently posing for the cover of Playboy, this geek goddess has captured the hearts of nerds everywhere. She reviews tech, licks popular gadgets, and blogs. She truly is queen of the nerds. Enjoy

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New Video: This is your Man Card

A commercial we put together to promote the worlds only Authentic Man Card. Tell friends/family/Man Card holders!

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Revoked Report 014

Hue Jass revokes both the Revokee and the Revoker in this Weeks Revocation!

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