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Giving Thanks

Here’s my recipe for the infamous “24 Hour Fried Thanksgiving Turkey”: At 8:00pm on Wednesday, consume 6-Pack of Beer. 9:30pm, Tell wife you don’t give a shit that her parents are coming tomorrow, and to get you another beer. 10:45pm, Open refrigerator, examine turkey to see if it has thawed. If so, skip step

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