Forget all that namby pamby crying and talking about your emotions while breaking up crap, send her a letter like this and you can save the time it takes to break up the old fashioned way and go out with your mates instead
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Forget all that namby pamby crying and talking about your emotions while breaking up crap, send her a letter like this and you can save the time it takes to break up the old fashioned way and go out with your mates instead
Man Card: Required proof of Manhood in order to become a respected member of the male community. Can and will be temporarily revoked if privilidges as a Man are abused.
Our buddy cried in public when his girlfriend dumped him, so we had to revoke his Man Card.
Understood? Now go get your Man Card, click here.
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