Having not slept a wink all night I was looking forward to calling in “sick” Monday morning and havin a well deserved sleep-in. Unfortunatly due to a technological fubar I was called in to perfom my magic (turn it off and on) and on 2 hours sleep, a days worth of work… ok I went
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OMC 4 Track – The Lonely Island
The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for its musical parodies. The group is from Berkeley, CA, and is currently based in New York City. The group began creating live comedy skits in junior high school and continued to do so, expanding its
Axe Parody Commercial
So gentlemen, I’m sure you saw those Manly Axe ads running on TV, radio, and even here at OfficialManCard.com. They were all about manly rituals and their “Pit Pit Chest” mentality. We took one look at those ads and knew that we, Official Man Card, could do better. Much better. So we did. Here is
The Female Language Translator for Men
Finally the power to understand what she really means, or as close to it as we could ever hope for. Created for the Relationship Rehab series by those crazy (and very funny) Christians over at Central Christian
Barry “The Cougar” Dawson’s Lessons in Manliness
To get an idea of just who Barry “The Cougar” Dawson is you would have to combined Chuck Norris, The Dos Equis Man, MacGyver’s Hair, the 70’s and give him an Australian Accent. You would then have yourself the Australian Icon, lady’s man and guru in Manliness that is The Cougar. The Cougar first appeared
Sunday Strip Tease
… I found those strip lights by the way, I also found a lifetime supply of these possibly NSFW videos (but hey thats why I post them on a Sunday)… the internet, making my job easier since I got a job, and the internet
Strip Tease Fun… ny
While searching the internet for “Strip Lights”, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it like a kleenx after 15 minutes alone with pay per view, I came (no pun intended) across this little internet gem. As always, being the sharing caring kind of guy that I am, I thought I would post it here
OMC’s Whale Warrior Pete
OfficialManCard.com’s favorite John Lennon impersonator and Card Carrying Member, Pete, has posted his entry for the opportunity to crew on board a Sea Shepherd vessel during Operation No Compromise, an intervention against illegal Japanese whaling activities in the Southern Ocean Whale Sanctuary. OfficialManCard.com wants to get behind Pete and help him out with our support
Aussies Opens Beer Bottles With Their Balls…
… With their Kangaroo Balls Bottle openers that is. We here down under don’t like to waste much and after you have bagged yourself a Roo (bagged as in Shot and killed, not Tea) stripped the hide and butchered the meat your left with a couple of things to find a use for. So we
The Nutshot
The Nutshot (Latin: Testicular-Contactus-Hurtus Hilarious) can be defined as contact between testicles and an undefined surface or object, intentional or not. Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to cases where the contact is made with a moving object, for example, a ball (ironic). Although this can be extremely painful for the
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