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Crocodile Revokes Shark’s Man Card

In a previous posting a shark revoked a man card on a fishing video, now a very different shark just got his REVOKED for being a little bitch and getting pwned by a 5-meter long crocodile. Just reported today on PerthNow is this story from Kakadu National Park of a 5-meter saltwater crocodile gnawing at

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Our buddy cried in public when his girlfriend dumped him, so we had to revoke his Man Card.

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