We’ve implemented a new Man Card Revocation system that disintegrates your Man Card when it is revoked! Sean, unfortunately, was one of our early test subjects
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Man Card Movie Review: Extract
Lets get the disclaimer out of the way: I’m a fan of Mike Judge. The man is funny! From King of the Hill, to Office Space to the more recent Idiocracy and more, Mike Judge can make a movie. Having said that, lets talk about Extract. I saw the trailer early on, thought it was
The Revoked Report 015
Hue Jass Revokes “Swagger’s” Man Card for not playing a one on one game of basketball, with a Weenie! See more revocations and submit your own here, at OfficialManCard.com/Revoked!
iPhone App
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m exited to announce our “Revoke a Man Card” iPhone app! Thats right, we’ve finally released our iPhone application. Simply launch the app, use like a gavel, and Revoke your friends Authentic Man Card! Great for parties, sporting events at bars, and any time you need to revoke a Man Card! Comment
Penis on Fire
Wince at the title? So did I, especially when I heard about Stuart F’s little fling down on the Greek Isle of Crete, reported on Gadling.com. 20 year old Stewart was rather intoxicated, and was fancy of this 26 year old girl, so he began his advance. She politely declined. He dropped his pants, so
Man Card TV Ads
Members, Stop fast forwarding through commercials! At least, only on the manly channels, because we’re advertising on TV! That’s right, Official Man Card has begun a campaign to all of the major tv stations that show the manliest content. From VS to Spike TV to DIY, and more! But we need to know if you
Hippos are Assholes
There, I said it. They’ve got those tiny ears, and it doesn’t matter how “majestic” or “cool” they look out in the wild; poking their nostrils out of the water. I don’t care, they’re assholes. Apparently, they hate being interrupted while eating(and, really, who does?). A Gamekeeper in Uganda had to run for his life
Billy Mays Pitches Mighty Reaper
Billy’s at it again! Even from the grave, the pitchman keeps on pitching! Production Notes: Bud didn’t shave for Lord knows how long in order to do this bit. You guys better appreciate it!
Surprise for Kelly
We hand-delivered a Man Card Order to Kelly in Homestead, Fl, and decided to surprise her with the camera crew and all. We didn’t have an oversized check in hand – we had something better: Her husbands Authentic Man Card and her Authorization to Revoke a Man Card. Stay Manly My Friends
Rob Comes Through, Again
Gents’, Rob and Jim over at Openers Plus have come through for Official Man Card once again! We’re sponsoring the Tony Hurley Jr. racing team, the number 4 car racing in North Carolina Motor Speedways on August 8(and again in November, we’ll keep you posted), and we needed giant stickers for the car! We were
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