Submitted By: Jeremy Knop

Revokee: Nate Benfit P.J. Thompson

Reason For Revocation:

Now normally these two would have had their “Man Cards” revoked already just for being born with small, girly hands, but that’s another story…

Every year an annual Turkey Bowl football game is held Thanksgiving morning for a couple hours. These two were caught red-handed discussing how to hatch an elaborate plan to excuse themselves from the game and still hang on to their pride and/or Man Card. Our official response: “That’s Mission Impossible, fellas.”

Let’s start with wussy #1, Nate.
Nate says he cannot play unless “his wife” says it’s okay. To have a better chance of being able to play he is suggesting we ask his wife for him so he doesn’t have to, which is a completely separate Man Card violation. Our official response: “Either lace up the cleats or hand over the Man Card, dude.”

And wussy #2, P.J…
P.J. is trying to back out citing previous injury as a youth participating in Pee Wee football, stating that he “doesn’t want to get hurt again. Oh, my shoulder.” Our official response: “That statement alone is in violation of a whole host of other Man Card bylaws. So, Man up.”