Submitted By: K Cox
Reason For Revocation:
At work we have a food truck come once a month with free food. This month is Donuts. My colleague order a donut with bacon. A delicious treat with sugary goodness and a dollop of bacon bits on top. He had the audacity to say “This is too much bacon” and proceed to grab a pinch of the bacon bits and throw them in the trash.
As a strong advocate of the Man society, I feel strongly about this submission of a revocation. Any and all Men know that bacon is the holiest of food groups in the Man society and believe it is blasphemy to treat bacon as such trash.