The Worst Offense

Revoke his Man Card?

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Revokee: Dyllovich

Reason For Revocation:

The accused has confessed to the the most heinous of crimes during the holiest (hairiest) of seasons: No Shave November.

No Shave November is the time men are men, and show so by growing the longest beard they can. At the end, it is not the size of the beard on the outside that matters, rather the size of the beard inside. But when you shave the beard on your chin, you shave the beard of your soul.

I submit for revocation for a SECOND time of Dyllovich’s Man Card, leaving him only one strike left. May God have mercy on his soul.

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