Submitted By: Jason Smith

Revokee: Landan P Milner

Reason For Revocation:

Dear Mr.Patrick. It has come to our conclusion that you are no longer able to access your man card at this time. We have noticed your lack of interest in hanging out with “the boys” and cracking cold ones. We have also noticed a spike in your interest in duck lip selfies, and that is not acceptable to continue being a member of the committee. We are very concerned for your mental health at this moment. So please as soon as this letter has been read, turn over the keys to your duramax, we will be issuing you a brand new baby blue prius. Please allow atleast 14 days for your significant other to process this message in regards to giving your balls back. Thank you Mr.Patrick