Submitted By: Ryan Christie
Revokee: Curt Hampton
Reason For Revocation:
Curt, for your overly excited reaction towards enlistment into Oprah’s Lifeclass, you are deemed unworthy of having a mancard. No matter how many heavy beers you chug, brats you can shove in your mouth, cigars you smoke shall be enough to recover your dignity. The only redemption you can hope for now is to offer the tickets to your wife to take a friend with her, and head out with the guys and buy them all a round at the nearest pub with a bowl of hot wings.
Best of luck to you in the future, and remember, don’t EVER let it happen again.