Ah so that explains why Simon was crying today.

Dude this is just sad. I consider missing a game to be one of the greatest offenses any man can commit. Hell, I have season tickets to two teams and never miss a game. Man card totally revoked and someone should kick this guy in the nuts for good measure.

Wow major abuse of your site privileges.

I’m telling Tom 😛

I’m gonna go out and say I like the one that just has text. The bad lip syncing in this official one just bothers me.

Lol that was great. The people arrived the second the guy left, couldn’t have worked out better.

On a completely unrelated note go check out the Foam Finger!!!!

(I just hijacked your post Simon, your awesome by the way. Wish I could post like you do … man, I suck)

I feel like I just watched a feminist response to an awesome song…lady…whoever you are…go make a pie.

Thanks Tom, you almost just killed me. Recovering from this nasty cold I started the song and was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath. It was followed by several minutes of hacking coughing. Shit was still funny as hell though!!!!

I just cant wait to read the rest of this. Tom tell the entire story correctly or else I will.

Just filling everyone in that all the doors have been removed from OMC HQ, people have gotten a bit…creative…Damn you Simon

Wow I’m really surprised Dolph Lundgren took that one. Guess all those tiny side movies he does put him over the top. Still a Bruce Willis fan though; the Die Hards are just awesome.

Dude, Five Guys sucks. The burgers are greasy and fall apart and the fries are always cold and mushy. In & Out is superior, but both are lacking compared to OneBurger here in Miami.

My god in the middle of all this Glee and Twilight turmoil High School Musical rears it’s ugly head. Gentlemen it appears the Trinity of the Unmanly is complete.

Revoked!

Lol looks like this got you all fired up. Better than those Oakland fans breaking into Foot Lockers, really just sad. Hey and there is nothing wrong with wine but I shouldn’t expect a butt raider to be cultured. If you’ve somehow enjoyed our banter then check out the show!!! C’mon Surge, have to promote […]

Who needs work when we can just attack each other all day long. I love how diabolical this thing sounds when aiming.

Looks like we have a battle brewing between these guys. I will actually say no revocation on this one. Just because in one instance a woman shot better than Mike doesn’t really mean much. In addition he owned up to it and didn’t make excuses. Finally, he was in the military which makes him more […]

To the Man Card Community, we usually try to bring you fresh new and original content. Unfortunately, that’s hard and very tiring. Think of it this way though, if you have never heard of the Killers, Tom just freed you from the rock you have been stuck under.

Gentlemen, we must endure through this Twilight assault on all that is manly. Just hold out one more month, with the return of football season we will have a new hope.

Until then this guy’s man card is gone.

wow…this guy, like Justin Bieber, needs to grow some balls. Until then, REVOKED!