john lennon @johnlennon ?

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Imagine there’s no Heaven It’s easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky……….NOW STOP KNOCKING ON MY [email protected] DOOR YOU JEHOVAH WITNESS. View
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    John Russell - - "Great that we have a new spokes model! Its about time we have a beautiful woman fronting for Official Man […]"View
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    Tom - - "Loving that the new site is up. Congrats team, OfficialManCard.com has never looked […]"View
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    Simon - - "A little something I have been working on for a good 5 or 6 minutes now has finally seen completion and I’m ready to share it with the English speaking world. You know when you get one of those Telemarketers or support calls where they say they are in a local city but you know that they are really in New Delhi! You know how you can never understand them or they keep spelling things wrong. Well here is a new Phonetic Alphabet for just such an occasion to keep you smiling and them guessing. Mess with them long enough and you will never hear from them again. Ladies and gentle men I give you…. The Simon Phonetic Alphabet for telemarketers; A as in Aisle B as in Bdellium C as in Czar D as in Djinn E as in Eureka F as in You G as in Gnome H as in honor I as in not you J as in Yoke K as in knee L as in MacPherson M as in mnemonic N as in O O as in god P as in pneumonia Q as in at the shops R as in i’m over 18 S as in gas leak T as in tsunami U as in not me V as in that cool movie where Natalie Portman goes all Britney spears but hot W as in wright X as in she left me Y as in why are you calling me Z as in Germans (Ze G […]"View
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