Your Zombiepocolypse Ride Has Arrived
The lovely people over at Conquest Vehicle Incorporated have built not 1 but 100 ultra-luxurious, handcrafted fully armoured SUV dubbed the KNIGHT XV. The V10, 6.8-litre, Bio-fuel powered SUV was inspired by military vehicle designs, features ballistic hardened steel making it fully armoured including ballistic fiberglass fenders, bumper and up to 64 mm. (2.5 inches) transparent armor (glass) and will set you back a whopping $295,000 USD. Apparently only 100 will be made available as a limited first run as each vehicle takes 1,500 hours to build as they build them all by hand.
Tom, Surge, Xavi and I have placed our order for one and seeing as I somehow ponied up most of the cash I got to call dibs on Driver. While the lads were playing rock, paper, sissors for shotgun rights Bud walked in and actually called “Shotgun” and we got into a debate over shotgun rules, see following post for The Official Man Card Rules for Shotgun.
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hey I have no problem riding the back end because during the zombiepocolypse those fuckers will be chasing us and that will give me an excuse to pull out my artillery kick open the back door of our Knight XV and rack up head shot after head shot….yeah I am bad ass like that.
Well given the time delay that it takes anything to get downunder, i am sure you will have sorted out all the zombies before they have a chance to get here, especially with Surge’s head shots. So no need for me to get one unless of course Simon helps them get here….