Man Rule of the Day #354

Man Rule #354: Make up is not allowed. Ever. Camo face paint for hunting/etc is. Not the same thing.

Gentlemen,

This is a fundamental rule. Some would say “oh guys are hypocritical, they’ll wear face paint but not makeup, etc”.

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But honestly ladies, its not the same. When you are in a tree stand for 34 hours, not making a sound, ever vigilant for the next deer to cross your path, you want to be camouflaged. How would you feel if, after said 36 hours, the deer strolled up, took one look at a beaming, mascara laden face and ran away?