Articles By: Simon

3 Beers, No Hands, 37 Seconds

Chris Schewe, AKA YouTube’s shoenice22 sat down with 3 poms (English people) and proved he’s more man than they could ever hope to be, even if they combined thier powers captain planet style. Chris manages to not only drink a bottle of beer without using his hands but open it as well, 3 times. Ahem,

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The Miller Lite Drunk Cat

Bud have had there slew of animal mascots for their beer and now Miller Lite have the Miller Lite Drunk Cat. Just don’t try and take his beer away from him

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In Russia Shovel Shave You! Wait, What?

Nizhny Novgorod is a city about 150 miles east of Moscow, Russia and home to a Man so Manly razor blades and electric shavers fear him. So he shaves with a shovel, a hatchet, and pair of scissors, HA! take that Gillette. Alexander Karpenko, a 35-year-old English teacher first picked up a pair of scissors

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IKEA’s ManLand for the Big Boys Nursery

An Ikea store in Sydney, Australia couldn’t be further away from IKEA’s home land of Sweden and yet they have just taken it up a notch by introducing “ManLand”. A day care for that little kid inside the big kid that is Man. Now how about slipping in a bar and some stripper poles female

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The Beardlands

In honor of Movember, we here at Official Man Card (and Chaz Bono) believe in growing the proper beard. How does one do this, you ask? We’ve got a chart for you

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Sexy Lady: Jessica Biel

Ms. Jessica Biel, how could you not love her? Ms Biel takes every mans girl next door fantasy up to 11. We all had no idea where she came from, having made her “bones” in the business on an unmanly show I’ve never watched, 7th Heaven on the WB (for all you younger readers, that’s now the “CW”). She screamed like a champ in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, made our jaws drop in Adam Sandlers Chuck and Larry, and made a Nicholas Cage movie actually watchable with her role in Next. What do you guys think

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The Manliest Drink: Tea

Some may say that Beer is the manliest drink there is for Men and until I saw the following I would have agreed with them. I invite you to watch the following video that makes a fair play for Tea being manlier than your standard pilsner or ale

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How to Handle a Vegetarian

Vegetarians, love them or hate them ironically enough they go great with a salad. A quick video to turn the tides on those weak, pasty, tree hugging food hippies and show them what its like when a real Man comes to dinner

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Man Rule #231: A Man Shall Always Follow Correct Mens Room Etiquette. Guys, We’ve got an unspoken code when it comes to public restrooms. While some of you may flail about in your own personal loo, when we get into a multi-man bathroom situation, things get serious. Sadly, over the years, correct mens room etiquette

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Guess Who? Japanese Style

The Japanese have always been known for their crazy TV game shows, some are crazy, some are sadistic, some are down right insane. But in this version of Guess Who? its nothing but sexy

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