Twilight Lover

Revoke his Man Card?

71 Yes
3 No

Revokee Name: Jeff Myers

Submitted By: Huffdawg

Reason for Revocation:
OK, Here is the deal. Jeff was asking if I watched the True Blood series with my wife. I stated yes that there was enough T & A to satisfy me (also who doesn’t want to see Anna Paquin naked?). He then mentioned that he saw the latest Twilight movie. I asked if he went as punishment or as a payment for at least something good from wife later. He stated that “Oh I’ve read all the books too”. While watching the movie will only require the corners of your man card, reading the books and enjoying the movie requires revocation.

6 Comments

  1. Tom says:

    Another sad day in the Man Card Community. Again, we have a brother who has fallen in the Twilight wake! When the hell will this end!? When will the manliness regain foothold and topple this vile beast known as Twilight!?

    Also, your absolutely right, Anna Paquin is beautiful!

  2. Xavi says:

    forget revoking…. he needs to have his man card blended and force fed…

  3. Ramsey says:

    Gentlemen, we must endure through this Twilight assault on all that is manly. Just hold out one more month, with the return of football season we will have a new hope.

    Until then this guy’s man card is gone.

  4. Sergio says:

    Ok who voted no on this??? damn, what is it with men thinking its acceptable under any circumstance to watch this trifling ass movie?

  5. Mike Huff says:

    To be honest, its probably him and his wife…or possibly my wife as she is understandably a Twilight fan (as SHE should be).

  6. OT_Chiver says:

    True blood = Good
    Twiligh = Man card revokation… effective immediately

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