Submitted By: Caleb H.
Revokee: Jared Anderson
Reason For Revocation:
While at a recent lunch with coworkers, subject proceeds to drink Skim Milk when Whole Milk & Vitamin D milk were also an option. I even offered to give him the Whole Milk I purchased so that he wouldn’t have to drink Skim Milk. Subject then argued to everyone attending (including the boss, who’s a guy) that there’s nothing wrong with skim milk, and he’s watching his calories – which is ridiculous. Subject is roughly 6 feet, and weighs 183 pounds.
Real men know that skim milk is for old women and pansies who are terrified of REAL flavor. What kind of a man willingly drinks Skim Milk, then tries to cover it up with excuses?