Submitted By: Charlie Meloche

Revokee: Brian Valana

Reason For Revocation:

Brian Valana. A guy who sits on the cusp of awesome. However, he chooses to bitch out of every opportunity. A car guy that helped restart the car scene in town, who promises to show up to every meet, then has an excuse why he missed it.

We recently got him into snowmobiling. First ride he had problems. I end up having to pull start his sled for him with him standing on it. He runs back to the trucks after getting pissy like a little bitch (which is unmanly, and unsafe). After his second ride and second issue with the sled.. it is posted for sale.

He once went 4x4ing with us. Nothing extreme, one small pit and some trails. He still whines to this day that he finds dirt from that day whenever he washes his truck.

Back track to our yearly long weekend in Osoyoos. Backed off the men’s eating contest two plates behind the field. Could not do a single pull up. Was the only one to not cliff jump (15ft).

This is a man who bitches out at every chance. It is time his man card is revoked. He needs the wakeup call.