Request removal of man card.

Revoke his Man Card?

17 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Roque Garza

Reason For Revocation:

He often puts on lotion to make his skin look good.
He often waxes.
He has told the bros he would hang out with us, then ditched us for his live in girlfriend.
There have been times were all out drinking and having a good old time he looks at his girlfriend and she gives him the look of I’m bored, or sleepy or something lame like that. Within the next 5 mins they are walking out the door.
We have gone to steak houses in the last and he has ordered salads. Who does that, at a steak house? He’s not allergic or vegan.
He is a horrible wingman. Whenever a single guy amongst our friends shows any interest in a girl he swoops in and takes her. Has absolutely no interest in her, just wants to make sure the single guy doesn’t get her.
He uses an umbrella to walk across the parking lot. Not for his girlfriend or anything. But for himself. It’s a parking lot. It’s not that big.

I know some of these might seem minute, but of the whole list. These are just the ones to come at the top of my head. If I really thought about them all I know I could find more.

1 Comment

  1. Profile photo of John Russell John Russell says:

    1.No man should put lotion on unless he’s rubbing one out.
    2.Never ditch your bros for a “Split Tail”
    3.If she gets bored let her rub one out for you under the table.
    4.He needs to stop wearing her panties and order a dam steak.
    5.WINGMAN! never utter words about him again, he is so hen pecked he has grown his own chicken wings.
    6.Umbrella, Pussy! the verdict is in “REVOKED”

    John Russell: we’re done here!

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