Make it official!

Revoke his Man Card?

18 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Phillip Robertson

Reason For Revocation:

First, I want you to know Phillip is a friend. Now that I said that, here’s the reasons for revocation:
1. He bought an Eclipse convertible – because he couldn’t find a MIATA.
2. He actually likes listening to the Indigo Girls and old 70’s disco.
3. I had to hook up his clothes dryer for him.
4. He posted to Facebook to find out how to fix his oven – then had a friend fix it for him.
5. He would rather watch “Dancing With The Stars” than a John Wayne movie.
6. He wears a “Hello Kitty” shirt around his house.
7. He knows more about nail polish than he does about working on a car.
8. Even his libertarian friends laugh at him for needing a “safe space”.

2 Comments

  1. ramsfansam says:

    I have a picture of Phillip wearing pastel colors and “Happy” face-painted on his forehead.

  2. ramsfansam says:

    I was ready to reinstate Phillip’s man card, and then he blows it again…

    Even though he’s a Bernie supporter – which indicates his masculinity is suspect at best – I understand poor taste and lack of common sense should not affect eligibility for a Man Card.

    BUT…

    Denying real men eat meat earns him another 30 days on his revocation…

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