It’s a hard knock life

Revoke his Man Card?

4 Yes
10 No

Revokee: Jeff Brasselton

Reason For Revocation:

Watching musicals and being a girl, with the girls. Excessive whining while hunting, and refusing to pull trigger. Most likely, sitting to pee while crying about a cushioned toilet seat. Thinks women need hands held for movies, when reality states they just need another potty partner. Is that the threesome he speaks of?

1 Comment

  1. JB says:

    I will begin by saying that the movie I attended was at the request of two beautiful women who not only wanted to sit with me at the theater but demanded that I hold there hand during the meaningful moments of the movie. The movie also allowed us to build a deeper and much more meaningful relationship which might possibly lead to something of greater value. I am sure you have heard of the term sister wife. You can never reach this status without taking these smaller necessary steps showing that your love is endless and you have enough for more than one woman.

    As to the accusations about refusing to pull the trigger. Because I am a man I refuse to shoot deer that have not reached maturity. I was asked by the half dressed homeo in the blind to pull the trigger on a less than mature animal. Not gonna happen by this man. Needless to say I kept all my clothes on and refused all advances by the homeo(Two Slices of Bread) who was exposing his B cups and a hairy chest. Now for the record he had some baked goods in a can that he brought along with him in the blind to try and seduce me. I kept asking him who made the candies and frilly little foo foo’s and he wouldn’t tell me. So while he was eating one of the little foo foo’s I said what is in the candy and began to tell me each and every ingredient. Ha…Just as I suspected he knew every ingredient, because he baked all the frilly foo foo’s. So he broke down and admitted that he had made all the frilly little foo foo’s, and stated that he liked to cook and did it often. He said his wife never cooks. So I suggest that this guy has no man card and never has. He pulls the trigger on anything that moves so he will feel like more of a man. He definitely needs to have his face planted on a big fat baker woman with a bakers apron and a bonnet, which should then be posted on the internet as not to deceive any other man who may be seduced into the deer blind. He tries to achieve the man card status, but the deer hunting is just a cover up.

    One concerned Hunter who holds a true man card.
    jb

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