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Revoke his Man Card?

44 Yes
16 No

Revokee Name: Ryan White

Submitted By: Fred

Reason for Revocation:
While taking with Ryan, I used the line “Going to the mattresses” in the conversation. Ryan then proceeded to give me a blank look and ask what “going to the mattresses” meant. I told him it was from The Godfather, he said he never heard of it. He is 31. Men, hold him down, kick his ass, and take his man card.

8 Comments

  1. Justin P says:

    Dude, don’t be so quick to revoke, yes kick his ass but sit him down and show him ALL the Godfathers, and then Goodfellas. That should be a good education.

  2. Jane Doe says:

    Screw that, hes a 31 yr old male. Has he been under a rock his entire life that he has NEVER HEARD of The Godfather?!?! Even I know that quote, its right up there with another classic line from the original “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli”

    I know it was you Ryan. You broke my heart, you broke my heart!

    😉

  3. I didn’t remember the quote. But I haven’t seen that movie in a long long time. People don’t all remember the same quotes. It all depends on the people you hang out with and the parts they like the most. Now I will say that you need to tie him to a chair and make him watch all of them asap. But revoking his mancard I don’t really feel like its strong enough.

  4. Fred says:

    I was raised on The Godfather movies, which is probably why I reacted so strongly. He and I will be taking a day to watch them all (yes, even Part III) so that I may show him that those movies hold the answers to any questions a person may have. Thankfully, he has seen The Goodfellas, so I can’t be pissed at him for that. He has a lot of man-movies to watch though, never even hearing of Leon the Professional.

  5. Has he at least seen the expendables? You know the movie that will give you a 3rd nut if your a guy or chest hair if your a girl.

  6. Fred says:

    I own The Expendables. Want a good idea of my friend Ryan? Just think of Stu in The Hangover, thats pretty much him.

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