Flinching a fake punch with a weird throat squeak thing.

Revoke his Man Card?

20 Yes
4 No

Revokee: Damian

Reason For Revocation:

I don’t behave effeminate ever but fair is fair. As the conversation at the bar positively towards feminism, I humbly agreed. I stated that “That there should be laws about equal pay. My wife (who has the same career as me) should be able to bring home the same amount of bacon for a change. Hell she is a better mechanic than me.” Then here comes this mutual friend of a friend walking up to me and slurs “man that’s weak I should pull you man card for that shit” to the disapproval of the rest of the gang. Without a word I act like i’m going to deck him in the face, and he flinches back, makes this weird squeak like he just got hit in the gut, and knocks a girls drink all over him self. Even she laughed a little. The bartender then says “No, I’m pulling your man card for flinching. If you don’t replace this girls drink.” (Even though it was kinda my fault haha.) After that another friend shows me his actual man card and sent me to this site to purchase one for defending my metaphorical man card so well. Though in my day among my buddies if a guys man card was challenged he had to go through trials to keep from loosing it, like arm wrestling, boxing, or public humiliation etc..

1 Comment

  1. anon says:

    He deserved it.

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