Submitted By: Men of the world

Revokee: Dennis Wallace

Reason For Revocation:

According to Man Code 1.00.3(a), Any natural born man, claiming to be the same, shall not associate, affiliate or fraternize with a boy band. A boy band is defined in section 8.0.3.

It has been alleged that on or about the week of September 11th, you willingly, knowingly and with aforethought, did, on purpose, and not in the line of your appointed duties, attend a concert performed by “One Direction”, a known boy band.

You have 48 hours to contest this violation. If you fail to mitigate the circumstances by which you came to affiliate with a known boy band, your man card will be confiscated.