1 – Thou shalt not voluntarily watch “chick shit” while alone (or at least admit to it)
2 – Thou shalt never become a Vegetarian or Vegan…. meat was meant to be eaten!
3 – Thou shalt not cut another mans grass (figuratively speaking)
4 – Thou shalt always carry his Official Man Card
5 – Thou shalt honor thy Bro’s before thy Ho’s
6 – Thou shalt not cry
7 – Because it was funny shall be accepted as a valid excuse/reason
8 – Thou shalt NEVER wear pink
9 – Honor the sabbath (sunday) as a holy or a man day. (this one is real…mostly)
10 – Thou shall always strive to be more manly

Feel free to discus, comment, expand or disagree….

This is not so much of a com-MAN-dment but more of a footnote for any females reading this.
FN-001. YES & NO are complete answers and do not need explanation.

FN-002 – 24 hours of knowing another man is the acceptable limit before his sister becomes off limit
FN-003 – Under no circumstances may one man kick another man in the testes. Waiver if accidental on sporting field.
FN-004 – Thou shalt let no telephone conversation with a woman should continue longer than the most recent act of fellatio. Waiver – Mothers and Grandmothers
FN-005 – Thou shalt not count the number of beers (yours or friends) unless it is to keep track of whose buy it is at the pub

An addendum to 6 – A man may only cry at the end of a manly sporting event. Crying at the end of a lost grand final is ok – at the end of a figure skating competition…. not so much

Edit:
FN-006 ‘Thou shalt never intentionally wear matching clothing except at weddings’

I’d like to place an earmark on @simon FN-001 – Yes, No and a simple “grunt” are all complete answers.

Additional;
You will know how to change the oil and a flat tire on your vehicle.
You can only drink the last beer at a friend’s house, if it is given to you.
Showing up to a BBQ empty handed is a Cardinal Sin.

@mattcarden What do you suggest bringing to a BBQ though, you can’t just say “Bring something”. What if I show up with a dead Ox?

if thou bringith dead Oxen and the BBQ is not up to size to accomidate said Oxen (because bring one is just rude as you should really share) then the hosts manhood can be brought into question and revokation shall be swift and justified.

Simple BBQ items you can bring are:

1. Beer
2. Ice
3. Cooler
4. New Spicy Hot Sauce that will make everyone cry tears of submition to you, the king of spice

@shindigity, @Simon recently let me in on a little known secret of Australia: After a good brushfire, the best BarBQ is on the trees…. its Koala Jerky! Add that to your list sir!

I’m not sure about Koala jerky, and Emu doesn’t jerk… (to easy), but Kangaroo jerky is awesome.

#2 is so true. A man is meant to be a carnivor. Just ask Ted Nuggent.

FN-007: A man shall never strike a woman.
FN-007a: Unless she striketh first, and then only a slap to attempt to be her to her senses(is that even possible)
FN-007b: Unless she is holding a weapon, then all bets are off.

FN-008: If you sire offspring;
a: boys should begin training in the arts of the man by age 5 or younger.
b: girls shall remain Daddy’s little princess until death of said Daddy.