Ladies and gentlemen, we’re starting the Official list of Man Car rules right here on OfficialManCard.com. Got one? Slap a number on it and post the damn thing!

#106: Man should have a beverage in the morning that isn’t fancy or in a “Venti” Cup. Latte? Cafe au Lait? What ever happened to coffee?

#699: No Man shall ever sacrifice a Man Night for a Date night.

#532 No man should ever be caught with fruity scented soaps like raspberry or passionfruit. A bar of soap works just fine.

I am brand new here & still trying to figure out out the posting on the forum works.

But Tom, about rule #699 .. what if he stands a very good chance of scoring? Let’s face it, great night in bed with a lady or drinking wit the boys? …. come on lad. This rule needs some slight revision. What think the gentlemen of the forum?

Brandon, … scented soaps. O’ my! We only keep them at my house for when the granddaughters spend the weekend. A man using scented soap!? You are SO right.

Rule #112 – No man should willingly or unwillingly subject a man to a chick flick even if said chick flick may or may not result in sex. Because once a man volunteers for one chick flick he will have to go to all chick flicks and that’s not cool.

Sergio, you have really thrown out a good caution here. Escorting a lady to a chick flick should never be done except under protest. If we willingly do it once we might as well hand her the knife & say “cut my ‘nad’s’ off please”

Rule #87: A real man never pays more that $20 for a haircut. And by haircut, I mean ACTUAL cutting of the hair, none of this ridiculous “Cut ‘N’ Colour” business.

Rule #718 A real man never, ever uses Smiley Faces, when signing his name, e-mailing, texting, or writing anything! Smiley Face t-shirts make great rags for shining shoes or waxing cars..never to be worn by a man.

Gerry, not even the one with a bullet in the top and blood dripping down?

#28 – leaving your picture id at home when you have been informed prior to leaving that one or more of the destinations will require said picture id to gain entry and/or fully enjoy the facilities of the establishment is grounds for revocation of ones man card but should one gain entrance and participate with no violence thus causing no problems for his companions and their plans his card should be re-instated at once

Rule 294: No man will hold a hug with another man for more than 1.25 seconds. And said hug must start off with a hand shake and said hands stay between the men when the hug starts and finishes. AKA the bro hug.