Man Card Revocations:

Sometimes guys can get out of hand. When they step over the unmanly line, it is our duty to report them and submit them for Man Card Revocation. Then, the community can vote on whether or not the revocation is deserved. Submit a Revocation and let the community decide.

Laughing at the code

Laughing at the code

Revoke his Man Card?

5 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Michael

Reason For Revocation:

He is mocking at the man code for taking messages openly and laughing at it,there is a reason for for taking a message wrong sadly this is not his first offence but the only one I have proof of.

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Mother as a Wingman

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1 Yes
10 No

Revokee: Mr. B

Reason For Revocation:

On January 18th 2012, Mr. B, a Navy vet, having been in a state of depression over a certain woman of interest, took his mother out to visit a museum, followed by dinner and a walk through the mall.

While escorting his mother through the mall, he approached a female Dairy Queen employee who was handing out julius samples, promptly took her tray of samples, walked away approximately four to five paces, smartly maneuvered an ‘about face’ and struck up conversation with the employee.

In the course of this conversation, he introduced his mother and at the girl’s rebuke (surprise maybe?) is said to have explained that either “he’s confident enough” or to have had “so little shame” that he could, would and did hit on said employee, with his mother present. He then introduced himself.

Mr. B was successful in getting the girl’s real number and in the last two weeks has met the girl twice, away from her job, the mall and his wingman mother.

I am unsure if this is a great win, or epic fail of manliness. The julius samples were not accounted for and are assumed to be casualties of the encounter.

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Gayest face book post

Gayest face book  post

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12 Yes
0 No

Revokee: Whitney Hutchinson

Reason For Revocation:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150622285885631&id=562935630&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply#!/profile.php?id=562935630&sk=wall

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Girlfriend wants me to come with her to see the last Twilight movie.

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4 Yes
6 No

Revokee: Me

Reason For Revocation:

Sadly, I know I will be in this situation because of my gf. I’ll have an mp3 player and be sound asleep through the whole thing. Will I still have my man card revoked?

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Illegal use of the word “hubby”

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13 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Ralph

Reason For Revocation:

“Hubby” is a word used by chicks about their husbands so they can feel more girly. That’s fine. They want to use it? Go for it.

But a guy using it? No. Should never, ever happen.

But my good friend Ralph went ahead and used it! Not only that, but he did so on Facebook, in writing, for many to see, and after a sentence in which he referred to a woman as “my dear.” (The fact that the woman in question was my wife is surprisingly not a big deal. Probably because I knew he disqualified himself from man card ownership a moment later!) Penalty on the play. Personal foul. Take his card for a little while.

(I could send a screenshot, but I’d rather leave out his last name, you know?)

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Taste in Movies

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25 Yes
1 No

Revokee: Gary

Reason For Revocation:

Does not like the Jason Bourne Movies, True Grit, or the Departed… yet likes Wimbledon, The Beach, and the O.C.

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Movie (Beauty and the Beast 3D)

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5 Yes
13 No

Revokee: Bill

Reason For Revocation:

My friends Bill and Shane went with another friend of mine, sheila, and together all watched Beauty and the Beast 3D and then went to dinner at Streets of NY. Should Bill and Shane loose their man card? Our council of friends have been unable to come to a conclusion because they did got as a group with a girl.

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Crying over My little pony

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27 Yes
3 No

Revokee: Daniel Tievsky

Reason For Revocation:

Well first off he is very passionate when it comes to My Little Pony but I found out from a friend of mine that he was watching a “fanfic” of My Little Pony and cried over it. I believe he deserves to get his man card revoked and I’m sad to say that he is one of my best friends. What do you guys think? Yay or Nay.

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Quilting Class

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24 Yes
4 No

Revokee: Mike T.

Reason For Revocation:

Mike has scheduled himselt to take a quilting class next week. Isn’t this grounds for revocation?

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Baby Shower

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5 Yes
13 No

Revokee: Tristan

Reason For Revocation:

While driving in a ute to a pub with his two mates (manly enough so far) started quizzing Gem about the upcoming birth of his first child.
The bulk of the questions revolving around the baby shower. has he had one yet? if not are they planning one? To which Gem responds “Dude, i have no idea. is’nt the baby shower a chick thing anyway?”

Yes Gem, yes it is.

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