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Epic Valentine’s Day Recipes

Epic Valentine’s Day Recipes

On todays Valentines celebrations make sure you take a look at this Manly recipe that is sure to reach your lovers heart. Nothing like bacon to start up a loving holiday the right way. Brought to you by Epic Meal Time. These guys are my heroes… Cheers

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Your Man Card and Valentines Day

Your Man Card and Valentines Day

Ah Valentines Day – or as us guys call it, “Rush out and find some shit” day. Com’on guys, we all do it. Its the mad rush to whatever store is open on the way to work in order to find some card, teddy bear, or balloon that you think will get you laid tonight

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Sexy Lady: Michelle Trachtenberg

Sexy Lady: Michelle Trachtenberg

So guys, when I opened the latest issue of Maxim I saw the lovely Ms. Trachtenberg and thought “Wow, this girl is beautiful. However, she seems extremely familiar!”. When running Official Man Card, one meets many a sexy lady, so its hard to keep track of names and bra sizes. I did an IMDB search,

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Chuck Patterson Invents “Ski-Surfing” – Raises The Manly Awesome Bar

Chuck Patterson Invents “Ski-Surfing” –  Raises The Manly Awesome Bar

Last year we introduced you to a man who surfed over sharks. Simon our fearless Aussie writer mentioned that his man card can never be taken, or revoked. Well leave it to Chuck Patterson to raise that bar of awesomeness to legendary levels with his current stunt. Mr. Patterson decided to take some skis and

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New Old Spice Commercial: Sent Vacation

New Old Spice Commercial: Sent Vacation

Gentlemen, We’re no strangers to the smooth tones and outrages antics of Isaiah Mustafa, AKA Old Spice man. With this latest installment, Old Spice: Sent Vacation, we’re left wondering where else can the Campaign go? What do you guys think? Is this dead horse taking another whipping or are you currently reading this from your

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Man Rule #231 – Mens Room Etiquette

Man Rule #231: A Man Shall Always Follow Correct Mens Room Etiquette. Guys, We’ve got an unspoken code when it comes to public restrooms. While some of you may flail about in your own personal loo, when we get into a multi-man bathroom situation, things get serious. Sadly, over the years, correct mens room etiquette

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Guess Who? Japanese Style

Guess Who?  Japanese Style

The Japanese have always been known for their crazy TV game shows, some are crazy, some are sadistic, some are down right insane. But in this version of Guess Who? its nothing but sexy

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Killates, the Art of Relaxation & How to Kill People

Killates, the Art of Relaxation & How to Kill People
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Butt-Tacular

Butt-Tacular

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. -Germaine Greer

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When does Farting Become a “Wind” Crime?

When does Farting Become a “Wind” Crime?

When does Farting Become a Wind Crime? apparently when you’re in the African country of Malawi. The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’ The crime will be enforceable in a new ‘Local Court’ system which will also have powers to

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