Shake Her Way to Bigger Boobs

“For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!”
– Stewie Griffin

That is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this video. The second thing I saw was jiggling boobs and the third, a reason for everyone to get out of my office and close the door behind them as I wanted to be alone with the Internet.

Those crazy Chinese, yes I’m generalizing all 1.3 billion of them into a handful of pervy scientists here, have come up with the Top Charming Breast Stimulator, a device women can put into their bras or bikini tops that gently shakes the breasts to encourage growth. Lady’s may I be the first to say that this product is not eco friendly and I will be happy to supply you with a green (Simon) alternative free of charge available 24/7. As long as my girlfriend certain people do not read this post, in which case I may be in some serious trouble or, fingers crossed, shaking my way to her next Birthday present.

If you get caught watching this remember, this is science, not 5 minutes of shaking boobs and jiggling fun bags, SCIENCE DAMN IT!

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4 Comments

  1. Love how it plays on the womens insecurity. If you don’t use it the boob mass will make you fat. And those are some good boobs. If only the pic simon put up was on that vid as well.

  2. LOL I just now realized that the girl has a cross around her neck… Good old christian girl.

  3. Simon says:

    Can’t … post … comment

    Looking … at … boobs

    Awesome … boobs

  4. memory says:

    interesting, can ya tell me where to purchase it? i am from malaysia, thanks ^^

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